Mayor of Wellington
Josh Harford
Josh Harford
Why I'm standing
I am running because Wellington City Council has been taken over by clowns who do not understand the true issues facing our delightful city. I am running because our weather is atrocious, Courtney Place is far too dry, and there is not one singular cow on our streets. I am running because there is too much pessimism in council and nobody is advocating total, state-mandated optimism. I am running for a highly serious future.
About me
I am whatever you want me to be. Whichever way the wind blows, I will be there. I am the candidate who will do whatever you want, whenever you want it. Every candidate will cravenly pander to the will of the voters, but I am the only one who will admit it whilst also forcing you all to participate in ludicrous activities.
My priorities
- Better weather for Wellington. This wind, rain and cold gets in the way of the things that matter.
- Mandate optimism at all levels of government, starting with local government.
- Revitalise Wellington by paving Manners Street in gold and building a Courtney Place lazy river.
Before politics
Hospitality worker
Residence
Khandallah
Age
19
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Why I'm standing
I am running because Wellington City Council has been taken over by clowns who do not understand the true issues facing our delightful city. I am running because our weather is atrocious, Courtney Place is far too dry, and there is not one singular cow on our streets. I am running because there is too much pessimism in council and nobody is advocating total, state-mandated optimism. I am running for a highly serious future.
About me
I am whatever you want me to be. Whichever way the wind blows, I will be there. I am the candidate who will do whatever you want, whenever you want it. Every candidate will cravenly pander to the will of the voters, but I am the only one who will admit it whilst also forcing you all to participate in ludicrous activities.
My priorities
- Better weather for Wellington. This wind, rain and cold gets in the way of the things that matter.
- Mandate optimism at all levels of government, starting with local government.
- Revitalise Wellington by paving Manners Street in gold and building a Courtney Place lazy river.
Before politics
Hospitality worker
Residence
Khandallah
Age
19
Connect via
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